Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is here flooded with offers for miracle cures. How can I filter all this nonsense? It's driving me insane.
- I just want get a legitimate email for once.
- Maybe someday this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Spam: The Digital Poop In My Inbox
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
Seriously, way too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your stupid junk mail for things I don't even need. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- This has gone too far.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- Consider this my final warning.
Shut Down This Junk You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm tired with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Get lost
- I'm not interested
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your final warning to knock it off. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Don't test us.
Seriously With Your Stupid Texts
You believe you're so slick, sending out your garbage to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, moron? I have no time for your deception. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Drop Dead With Your Annoying Texts
- I have no time
- Get a real job or go outside already.